The time at which no matter what channel you turn to, there will be a commercial running.
Bill: " The commercials on this channel are longer than the program. Turn it to something else."

Steve (after turning it to several other channels, all with commercials): " It must be Universal Commercial Time.
by Huckball August 16, 2010
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I'm too sexy for my gym club membership fee (only id the person talking is Right Said Fred).
I'll take anal bum covers for 400.
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The mythological one black friend that every group of young white males has in evey TV commercial. Most noticeable in all beer, car, fast food, deodorant and cologne commericals.
"Hey, check out that Bud Light commercial, 35 scruffy white guys in cargo shorts at a barbecue, and they invited along their TV Commercial Black Friend."

"Yep, he was just in the Taco Bell Commercial getting drive thru with 7 other white dudes."
by DannyBonco April 6, 2010
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The desire to murder the creators of the Fandango movie commercials, wasting important time in a person's movie-going experience and wishing they had spent their money somewhere else.
I had a good 20 minutes of commercials at the movies last night, I almost went into a Fandango Commercial Murder Rage.
by Stuntmanjd October 4, 2009
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the extremely loud volume at which commercials are presented.
Joe: hey dude, why is your TV so loud?
Mark: It's only blaring at commercial volume because it's on commercials.
by Jo3 Chikken December 19, 2010
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