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Colton

A dumb shit who doesn’t know when it’s the right time to fight. Also he only wants girls who are way out of his league. And when I mean way I’m mean like waaayyy our.
“Hi Col” “It’s pronounced COLTON!!!” (Colton goes super anime)
by Squid Kid [twtx] May 22, 2019
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Colton

A peice of shit that no one loves ESPECIALLY his dad and hot ex
Colton can EAT my shit
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Colton

“Colton is such a colton”
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Colton

Uglass, greasy ass, dumb ass, stupid ass kid. Colton has NO fucking friends and has a super small dick
Person 1: Yo whaddup fam, what's your name"
A nigga named Colton: "Colton, wbu"
Person 1: "Bruh fuck outta my face"
by bruh112 May 27, 2018
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Colton Haynes

Model, actor and, of course, sexiest man alive. Just search a picture of him.
Me: Will you marry me, Colton Haynes?
Colton: No.
by Future Mrs. Brooks June 4, 2014
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Colton Larson

The most beautiful guy in the world he has a massive cock he keeps the door locked until you knock knock knock
"Colton Larson is Sooooo hot" "ye he cute alright"
by Colton larson March 19, 2021
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