collective service

When an annoying friend hits you in the shoulder several times as a form of endearment. You then return the affection with one massive bone shattering strike to the shoulder arm area in the form of collective service.

"I saved up all that affection you showed me with those little punches to the shoulder and reciprocated it all at once with collective service."

by JMoKC January 15, 2015

Pantie Collection

A Collection of proof of how many women you have had intimate relations with.

I did hit. Let me show you my Pantie Collection.

by youngsplurge June 09, 2015

Rock collection

This line was developed back in the 80’s as a flirtatious way to get someone into the bedroom

“Hey babe, want to come inside and see my rock collection??”

by LeCougre January 02, 2022

Collect Yourself

A term used to tell someone to fix up when they are being such a complete spastic or if they say a horrible joke that no one finds funny and instead its just cringe.

Guy 1 : Ugh this homework took so long it felt like it took me over 12 hours
Guy 2 : Nah why not 7 init blad (dies of laughter)
Guy 1 : Collect yourself! Finished don...

by "Will you use your cheese mode May 23, 2018

Secret Collect

An item that you collect in the game "Secret Collect!" for the FunMachine, that looks nothing like Strong Bad.

Secret Collect!

by PSisTEHsuxxors March 06, 2004

collective blogging

A social experiment conducted my MumbleAbout.com where the community contributes to a blog or news site.

I want to start a blog. What do you think?

Don't be a dumb ass! Why would you start your own? You can blog on MumbleAbout and win a ton of shit and do the collective blogging thing. Nobody wants to read about your lame-ass model trains anyhow.

by designzone June 09, 2011

collective of idiots

Colloquially known as society.

Society is a collective of idiots.

by noper64 December 01, 2015