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designated cockblocker 

the person who stays sober at a party, club, etc. and keeps his/her friends from hookin up with grenades, landmines, or just someone ( or people) they shouldn`t
Ronnie: Yo bro mad people are hittin up karma tonight, lets go.

Mike: Cool

Ronnie: But bro, Sam`s gonna be there

Mike: That`s cool, i`ll be your designated cockblocker
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Anti-cockblocker

A wingman or woman that assist you with getting what you want with women or men.
I did not warn anyone of his type in order to keep them from getting scared off. The anti-cockblocker helps her friend get some.

Hall of fame Cockblocker 

When someone tries their best to stop her friend from getting piped