clowne

A large village in Chesterfield. Derbyshire. Clowne is homage to the nationally renowned and praised Heritage School where all students strive to smoke the biggest joint. Upon entering the centre of Clowne, you will be greeted with a good old fashioned upper class Tesco, a Wilkinsons and finally an Aldi. Going past Aldi will take you to what used to be the local skate park for local youths to pal about on and generally just have a fun time. Just up from the skate park is "Kebab shop lane" which as the name suggests, is filled with kebab shops and a little corner shops that runs paper rounds. If you are caught on this road without a standard issue kebab, you will be breaking the local authority's laws. Also in the centre there are 2 pubs to be found, The Nag's Head and The Anchor. The Nag's Head is a timeless classic for comedy LADS and drinkers alike whilst The Anchor maintains a more rather civilized approach to drinking. If you are caught in this area after the time of 11pm, you will likely be offered a fight with the winner's reward being a chicken chow mein from Ma's kitchen just across the road.

Oi nah I've heard people from Clowne are well ard
Wanna pop up to Clowne on the weekend and have a kick about?

by definitionjar August 25, 2016

Clown

To put one's scrotum in a girl's anus and then to procede to put your penis in her vagina simultaneously.

Aww yeah Tone, clown on that bitch! She got a nutsack in her asshole, dick in the pussy!

by J Dubs September 4, 2006

Clown

The clown is a very unusal oral-sex tecnique it is where a girl or a guy is going down on a guy and right when they swallow you cum then you ticlke them and it comes out their nose.

"Dude you should have seen it her nose started to bleed after i clowned her ass"

by Draven Artos December 28, 2005

clown

Someone who unintentionally makes people laugh. They tend to be messy and cannot always be depended upon to carry through with something others want. It is common for them to place themselves in an awkward situation and bear the most of others laughter.

Look at that guy with food all over his face. He's such a clown.

Way to forget the keys to your condo you clown.

by JonseyJones August 16, 2007

clown

someone who wears to much makeup or clothing that just doesnt match

That girl is a straight up clown. or That bitch is a clown. That fuck is a clown

by amendo May 17, 2004

clown

a white powder that goes up my nose

Hey everybody, let's go get down with the clown!

by Racci August 12, 2003

Clown

A person or persons that acts in a manner that incites ridicule

Wow Payton really do be clownin

by Biomel July 17, 2019