nigga dick cheese

Nigga dick cheese is where someone with a bbc rubs their dick in cheese and eats the cheese after

Did you see Jackson eat that nigga dick cheese last night?

by Bigga nigga man March 6, 2019

Dick Cheese Jones

A noun used to describe a person who reeks of dick cheese. Formally created in the Thai culture, the first dick cheese jones was forged by a mystery known as daroni. You can only be born a dick cheese jones.

Also, a synonym for mags.

"Hey! It's me!" - Muhammed
"Shut the fuck up, ya dick cheese jones!" Edward

by lovestoshart January 11, 2012

Crusty dick cheese

98% of men have dick cheese yet they don't admit it. Crusty Dick Cheese is basically when men don't practice good hygiene and the hot mixture of cum and pee bonds together and ferments for a long time until it turns into cheese. Natural and healty, its high in Glucose, salt and has low calories.

Slut1: hey b*tch you evah tried crusty dick cheese no?
Slut2: no shit, wtf is dick cheese yo...
Slut1: r u cereal? u no slut then

by DeepThroating69 July 4, 2017

Destringing dick cheese

The act of pulling sperm out of your penis after an orgasm

Destringing dick cheese

Last night after I beat off I destrung dick cheese.
Deestringing dick cheese is an odd feeling.

by H3yY0B0yY019 March 14, 2018

hairy dick cheese

When the dried cum from your dick collides with your pubes to create a special mixture.

Wow! Anthony has some hairy dick cheese!

by beastlyhambuger February 8, 2021

dick cheese mcgee

A person with a lot of dick cheese, and eats it.

Wow, that's some scrumptious dick cheese mcgee, Devin.

Thanks, Jim.

by BurningJew04 December 9, 2016

Dick Cheese Grater

When your girl swallows razor blades and then proceeds to give you a blowjob.

Weird Guy: Dude I want Jodie to give me a Dick Cheese Grater.

Normal Guy: What the hell is wrong you?

by SoundsLikeBen February 26, 2019