Net Cack

Someone who is (or tries/works very hard to be) the most popular person on the forum or message board they frequent. Often, the Net Cack will attract other Net Cacks. It's easy to spot a Click of Net Cacks, because they often all stick together on every subject, attack people together - as a group, tend to have this energy of 'inside joke' in their posts, and/or are rude, obnoxious, stuck up, ignorant, and verbally abusive.

The Net Cack is usually quite unpopular in their real life, has very few real life friends, is hard to get a long with, and generally unhappy.

Often, the Net Cack is also morbidly overweight, and/or has a hideous appearance, leaving them with little opportunity to work their way up the social ladder in the real world. Thus, bringing them to the Internet, where everyone has the chance to be SOMEONE.
I was really enjoying that particular message board, until the blasted Net Cacks started taking over.
by anonymous May 31, 2005
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North Cack

The North Cackillac, North Carolina. The North Cock It Back
Im chillin in the boro in the North Cack.
by S@Y November 25, 2008
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cack gnabbler

An adult female with braces and a face like a gremlin, who you are afraid might try to suck your cock in your sleep.
Andrew, that cack gnabbler is not sleeping here tonight.
by PhuzzyLogic July 13, 2009
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cack passenger

(noun) fanatic, zealot, sheep, follower..
Yo, quit playing Me so close, You fuckin' Cack Passenger.
by Beacon Hill Low Life July 23, 2002
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horse cack

check out Dale, he is eatign a horse cack sandwich. he must be out of money.
by Juan Epstein June 05, 2006
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cack handed

It means an awkward or inept way of doing something; originally meaning left handed, stemming from cultures that use their right hand to eat and their left hand to wipe their behind.
That shelf you put up looks a bit cack handed
by The Acid Drop Kid October 19, 2007
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ball-cack

There are no CDs! Oh ball-cack!
by Ian Chode October 09, 2003
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