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buddha benchpress

eating a fat chicks ass out while she is sitting on your face
i performed a buddha banjo last night and i tore a chest muscle
by josh February 9, 2005
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Buddha Belly

noun

closely related to the beer belly just the fact that it is on an asian man containing good luck; also is vastly superior to the six-pack
Please rub the Buddha Belly and all your dreams will come true.
by duder0103 July 29, 2005
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Buddhadammit

Can be used in substitution for the phrase "Goddammit" as to not offend any person of the Catholic faith.
Buddhadammit! I'm sorry, Sister Maria, but I just dropped a hammer on my toe.
by kelandco October 2, 2006
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Buddha shocker

An adaptation of the shocker. Done with two fingers in the bum and one in the cunny. Derived from a picture of Buddha.
1. Holy shit! Buddha does the shocker!
2. I Buddha shockered that hoe!
3. Try the Buddha shocker, some chicks dig it.
by SHOCK-HER May 8, 2008
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BuddhaCharlie

BuddhaCharlie is a Web Sensation on YouTube. Who started vlogging in early 2010 after being inspired by ShayCarl and Nalts.
Wow did you hear BuddhaCharlie only posted 7 videos today? he usually does 10.
by BuddhaCharlie November 25, 2010
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Buddhabe

Contraction of "Buddhist" and "wannabe". A person who tries very hard to be Buddhist, or tells their friends they are Buddhist, yet have no idea whatsoever about the foundations, lifestyle etc., of Buddhism.

Buddhabe's can be identified by teenage girls going vegetarian as part of their new religion, random shoutings of "Om Shanti Shanti", the wearing of Indian attire, and other such culturally embarrassing things.
1)

Buddhabe - Sorry... I know I'm a 12 year old white girl and have no idea about the culture of India or any such related thing, but I won't eat that meat, because I'm Buddhist.

2)
Penny - Umm, how come Bambi isn't a slut anymore?
Rachel - It's a part of her finding inner self. She's such a Buddhabe! She's only watches Bollywood now, and claims she's fluent in Hindi.
Penny - Eew, she is a Buddhabe!

3)
Bob - Wow, why did Francesca change her name to Latika?
Phil - Oh, she saw Slumdog Millionaire and now thinks she's Buddhist. I hardly understand her anymore, she just shouts out Om Shanti Shanti all the time... Total Buddhabe.
by origamicandy September 26, 2009
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fruit buddha

New Zealand phrase referring to someone that enjoy partaking in the homogaybumsex or looks like they would enjoy such an activity.
Hey fruit buddhas, it's time for X-Stream cameraman Wally Symons
by The_Truth February 5, 2004
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