That shit hurts real shit dawg there’s no reason to be mad or sad because remember there’s 7 billion people in the world and you will find the one for you someday because god has a plan for you so if that relationship doesn’t work out always god has a plan for you
by Attempted Lover February 26, 2024
Get the Break Upmug. 
Get the national break up with your gf daymug. You gotta wonder what kind of people would buy a break up letter, even if it was the original. It doesn't seem like something the CIA would have any interest in, and most people don't have much, if any, interest in a conversation between two people they don't know, financial or otherwise.
Guy- I've been trying to get a few more break up letters to add to my collection at home, do you have anything like that?
Girl- Yea, actually I do, this one here is 700 dollars.
Guy- Sure, okay that's just what I had in mind.
Girl- Yea, actually I do, this one here is 700 dollars.
Guy- Sure, okay that's just what I had in mind.
by Solid Mantis December 18, 2019
Get the Break up lettermug. A band whose music mainly consists of break up songs. They’re great to listen to during and just after a breakup to help move on and minimise the pain.
“Yeah, we broke up last night”
“Oh I’m sorry gurl, you listening to Hey Violet?”
“Is that a band?”
“Yeah, best break up band going”
“Oh I’m sorry gurl, you listening to Hey Violet?”
“Is that a band?”
“Yeah, best break up band going”
by justcameheretowriteonedefiniti July 13, 2018
Get the break up bandmug. When someone stops at a red light next to an old person, slowly starts backing up, and yells "put on your brakes!" at them.
by ChubbyTweak94 September 14, 2017
Get the Back-up-breakmug. Barney Stinson would be the bro to successfully pull off the Break Up Boink because he's legen-wait for it-dary.
by the bro July 21, 2014
Get the break up boinkmug. by nbvb May 3, 2019
Get the i am breaking up with youmug.