Bliss

Original meaning is obvious but some dumb chav decided to change the meaning to really cold.

Chav Cunt 1: 'Bruv, it's real bliss out here.'
Chav Cunt 2: 'Ennit blud!

by Chavinator December 2, 2011

Bliss Blanket

A blanket where sexual activity happens in it. Bliss Blankets are often useful to conceal manual stimulation while on airplanes, at holiday gatherings, during funerals, at restaurants, inside movie theaters and at parks to name a few.

I'm sorry to hear about Grandpa Pete, how was the service? How was the service? We brought the bliss blanket and my eyes rolled back in my head!

by Orekansas March 28, 2022

Bliss Squared

The pinnacle of happiness.

Exceeding the standard for absolute happiness or joy.

This vacation was bliss squared.

The letter from John made me bliss squared.

by Groovy Girl Squared February 22, 2012

Domestic Bliss

The joy one feels when arguing with their cute spouse or significant other, the feeling of fighting without getting truly angry.

Ah, true domestic bliss.

by Halo_Girl_243 November 28, 2018

can of bliss

Can of bliss;something to quench your thurst.something you would say to a drugdealer/friend or someone on the street (if you are secretly wanting cannabis without actually mentioning weed or pot. ) you crippled shit nuts

''hey,does anyone here happen to have a can of bliss''.

by 666David666 January 12, 2006

wakanini bliss

The ultimate bliss, found in something that one would not normally find bliss in.

*Phhffft*

Uncle Smee: "Holy sheeeiitt! That pimple popped soo well! I'm in wakanini bliss!!!!"

Olmstead Willis: "Oh my god. Yo that shit was sick. Clean up my god-damnned mirror you fuck-up."

by Boguniecki January 7, 2007

Blissful Ignorance

Being able to totally enjoy a situation while knowingly putting off something else.

and Craig said , oh i totally forgot to order your shirt because i was Embossed in the conversation.That was " Blissful Ignorance" on my part , My Bad....

by Mastress September 7, 2009