Blake

A big ol' dicked man that usually swings his schlong like a helicopter. He also enjoys porn and milk with cookies. He pimps, not simps, and he is probably jerking off as he types this.

Im Blake

by Mycoxafloppin February 17, 2021

Blake

someone so hairy and so smelly, the sheer sight of his wooly body makes you gag and the stench making your soul leave,. blake has so many mental disorders he sticks syringes of jizz and blue gatorade (sour sweat potion) up the booty shoots of his enemies

i saw blake and now i have gatorade and aids

by thecumdodger August 18, 2022

Blake

A type of bloke who sells drugs to you’re nan

Who are you committing a Blake to my nan

by Shweppsy November 18, 2019

Blake

A hippie bottom

"Hey look it's Blake, the hippie bottom"
"Wait what's a hippie bottom?"
"A hippie that's a bottom"

by Iammickey April 6, 2022

[Blake]

To bail without verbal notification at the last minute on a large scale event that you may or may not have planned and to make yourself unreachable by cell phone, text, or email for the duration of the event and at least three days following.

Hey, where's the other groomsman? He's still in Phoenix. I knew he'd Blake.

by Mr. San Carlos August 3, 2008

Blake

Band kid. VERY MUCH OUTDATED HUMOR, but hey you are a happy person and not shy. Your childhood lasts very very long too!

i like blake hes a cool person

by grim69 April 29, 2021

Blake

Gay

“You ever seen that man Blake in the hall?”
“Yeah that nigga gay.”

by Chupapi69 November 23, 2021