ark of the covenant

1. A person, object, or situation of great interest and possible value that possesses too great a risk to be approached or otherwise disturbed.

2. A situation in which the answer while tantalizing is far too disturbing for the asker to truly desire to know.

1) "That girl is gorgeous."

"She's a sexual harrassment attorney. Ark of the Convenant, bro."

2) "I wonder why Jason collects doll heads and does taxidermy."

"Ark of the Covenant!"

by jmitch77 November 8, 2016

Arke

The thickest and prettiest bitch You’ll ever see

Arke means being cool

by Giraffes butt hole14 September 10, 2020

Arke

An arke is an amazing person who brings joy to anyone they're around. Usually pretty.

" Wow, she's an such an arke!"

by hpsauceforthebois March 11, 2022

Ark

My friend who will never betray me!11! Right ark. You would never right.

hello ark how u doing

by aaaamong us in real life November 11, 2021

Arking

Arking is a term in which you create something awful. People who “Ark” are usually simps or pedos.

Guys I’m Arking a Minecraft Server!!!

by Pforpunch March 5, 2020

Ark

A person who does not have a place to stay and spends time like a nomad traveling from one place to another

That guy is ark I feel sorry for him

by Michael De’cruz November 21, 2021

Ark victoria

Shittest school in ends. Fuck Mr nandi the fag. Most of the mans that go there are snakes 🐍. Only loyal mans in the school are rahat ahsan yahye and hudzz. All the girls are clapped 🤮. Go sym if ur reading this

Ark victoria shit school

by U don't know me g October 9, 2021