Your mum geiy

It means go shoot yourself you noob
Hey mate how is it going with life?

Your mum geiy.
by Anthoon21 May 27, 2018
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Your mum's face

A term spawned from two previously immature and overused insults 'your mum' and 'your face'. Although these two retorts were originally used by the illiterate and mono-sylavic lesser-beings of british culture the combining of the two has only recently been adopted by somewhat higher brow citizens.

Although used gramatically in much the same fashion as both its parent phrases the use of 'Your mum's face' is generally accepted to be a satirical take on modern chav culture.
"Man this seat is comfy"
"your mum's face is comfy"

"Don't you think this ice cream is delicious"
"Your mum's face was delicious last night"
by Matt 'Verix' May 18, 2007
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shank your mum

To shove a large, vainy, hard, wet, dick up someone’s mum making her scream at the top of her lungs ‘I’m going to cum!!’
I’m going to shank your mum! I’ll shove my hard, vainy, large, wet dick your mum and she will be screaming ‘I’m going to cum’
by TopShagger4 September 24, 2018
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bum your mum

The act of having buttsex with a mother
"Go bum your mum!"
by mmmm yummy yummy cummy cummy September 17, 2019
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your mum's baps

adj. "your mum's baps" signifies a thing or a situation that is generally very good (in essence like your best mate's MILF-of a-mum who, despite being twice your age, has the most luscious breasts in the village).
God I love this tune, it's definitely your mum's baps.
by Potassium Dave September 08, 2009
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so'z your mum

relatively usefull comback to anything that is thrown at you. Usually used by people who are dumb and have trouble staying on the toilet.
Harry: Your a fucking wanker Terry!
Terry: So'z your mum
Harry: My mum is dead Terry
Terry: So'z your mum, aww look i fell off the toilet
by fuck_ma_arse_ah April 26, 2009
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Your mum's watching!

A phrase used to put pressure on the person who is about to focus or carry out an important action, in 90% of cases resulting in the person performing an epic fail.

The term is so useful as there is not a single person on the planet that will not get intimidated by a mother's look of disapproval and even a thought about your mother watching you fail makes you nervous as hell, so you will almost certainly cock up whatever important thing you are doing.
Jack: *tries to take a penalty shot*
Troll: Your mum's watching!
Jack: *feels nervous and pressurised, then realises that mum is not really watching* Fuck Yeah.

*still misses penalty*
Troll: LOOOL
by no_this_guy February 16, 2011
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