alpha male april

in april, adolescent men ages 13-15 (freshman year) practically go into heat for the first time and just wanna fuck, fuck, and fuck some more. sex is the only thing on their mind and theyre solely concentrated on getting a girl and just like full out his puberty.

girl one: get ready for alpha male april. its coming in fast
girl two: cant wait🙄

by lyerdism March 18, 2019

Alpha Male

- Self styled title intended to mean a strong male in a leadership position who intimidates lesser males, but is usually indicative of a cripplingly insecure manchild who wants respect that he hasn't earned and does not deserve.

"He follows Andrew Tate because he thinks he's an alpha male."

by _zurfph November 18, 2023

Alpha Male

Simen

Simen is an Alpha Male

by Andemannen May 7, 2020

Alpha Male

Said unironically by submissive femboys who want to be anally destroyed by oiled up BBC.

"I like men."
"You're such an alpha male. There's nothing more manly than liking other men." *enters a passionate 10 hour long threesome*

by Afro-Chan January 17, 2024

Alpha Male

A guy who shaves his hair into the slickest mullet in town and gets all the women(Always the dominant male)

Carl is such an “Alpha Male”
Carl gets all the women

by McLovin’s Nuts April 21, 2020

Alpha Male

The term Alpha Male is normally meant to be a thirteen to fourteen year old boy or transgender girl on the app "Tik-tok". This might also include fifteen year olds.

ALPHA MALE?

by Naidemoc November 13, 2018

Alpha Male

A self styled title for a man, intended to mean that he is a strong, confident male in a leadership position who intimidates lesser males and also believes this title will make women find him attractive. In actuality the opposite is usually true: he is generally a cripplingly insecure man-child, often an incel, who wants respect he hasn't earned and doesn't deserve.

"He follows Andrew Tate because he believes himself to be an alpha male."

by _zurfph November 18, 2023