Alpha male

A guy with a small dick with mommy/daddy issues

Guy: I'ma alpha male
Me: no your just a bottom
Guy: *cry's in bottom*

by I made your mom gay December 27, 2021

alpha male

An alpha male (or dominant male) is a male that likes to dominate other men sexually.

Person 1: "Which type of male are you?"
Person 2: "I'm an alpha male"
Person 1: "Oh nice! I'm a sugma male."

by AMONGUSAMONGUSAMONGUSAMONGUS69 April 19, 2022

Alpha Male

An alpha male is a male who is above all. A leader. A gangster. A person who beholds a lot of talents. A giver. Gives bomb sex. Big plug

Woaw have you seen els? He’s such a alpha male

by Idekuno December 27, 2020

Alpha male

Drista

"I am the alpha male"

by Ummmmmmmmmmmmm hi June 6, 2021

Reddit alpha male

An only child that lays in his bunk bed, while digesting his own shit.

Colin is a Reddit alpha male.

by Croissant fart June 8, 2021

Alpha male podcast bros

podcast of typically up to 3 men where they exercise their alpha maledness on women and make them look dumb

"did you see that podcadt where the guy made women look stupid?" - Jack
"oh yeah, classic Alpha male podcast bros, am I right?" -Jeremy

by sjkohfrbkpussj8otb June 18, 2025

Alpha Male

When a man so insecure in themselves to the point that not even Gay or bisexual men are turned on by them.

Imagine being so insufferable you have to call yourself an alpha male

by AspieChu July 19, 2025