Alessandra

Let's be honest. Have you ever met anyone named Alessandra? Yeah, that's what I thought.

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by bbigman January 13, 2021

Alessandra

Annoying dip shit that doesn't leave you alone and will bother you all day. No time to yourself. No time for no one but her. Its all about her. always. Don't get with one, or you'll never be able to leave her.

Alessandra is so annoying god I wanna kms. Rather die than listen to her talk.

by faxOnGod April 27, 2020

Alessandra

A short kawaii girl but you can’t let looks fool you she can attack!Her screeches are like banshees and she is usually accompanied by a tall weirdo and she is mostly associated with things that start with C and M. She enjoys the thought of Japan, pastel themes, and being aesthetically pleasing.She never leaves childhood and has multiple plushies in her room.

Person:Wow that girl is so kawaii but she’s kinda scary!
Other person:No duh dude that’s an Alessandra!

by LukaXMari November 27, 2019

Alessandrino

One of the sexiest surnames in the world. Originating from Italy

OMG your surname is Alessandrino?? That is so totally hot!

by Adriana Alessandrino February 11, 2008

Jimmy Åkesson

Swedens lord and savior.

Thanks for saving me, you are such a Jimmy Åkesson.

by Baggenen January 29, 2019

Alessandra

Alessandra is a dark beaner who has trouble with life, for only a sixth grader. A lot of boys tend to break her heart but when she gets the chance she twerks it away. Alessandra is a person who has confidence to ask questions for her friends. Alessandra can talk for hours on end about how hard her 2 semesters of physical education was, but she made it through, hopefully can do the same for the other 2 semesters in seventh grade.

Alessandra in a crowd yell "MY "FRIEND" WANTS TO KNOW IF GUYS HAVE DICK HAIRS"

by Sunny cakes June 6, 2019

Alessandro

Is the almost provisorisch man.

You are the father Alessandro!!

by BlueSerpentine January 17, 2017