Her love life is like a forgotten VHS tape—stuck in the past, awkward, and full of outdated content. She's got more 'situations' than actual relationships, and the only thing she has ever committed to is binge-watching shows about love that she’ll never experience herself. I’m honestly convinced her dating history is a ghost story because, at this point, even Casper wouldn’t haunt her. She's been single so long, even her shadow gave up on her. her texting game is like a game of Minesweeper—every message is a potential disaster, and she's just waiting for the inevitable explosion. she could literally win ‘Worst Dressed’ at a date, but the only date she ever gets is with her refrigerator... and that’s only because it’s the only thing that doesn’t ghost her after a late-night snack. At least it knows she's not a lost cause—it’s literally full of leftovers.
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