Calm It Janet

when someone is being so uterly annoying you tell them to calm it with Janet at the end to make it funny

"i fucking hate you" said John in a dumbass tone
"calm it Janet" Said Bob in a mocking tone

by Some Guy That Showed Up June 29, 2025

Janet

The real name for anyone called jade.

Janet is a dosser

by Appz8471 October 8, 2021

janet april

The girl that everyone will want. When you kiss her, you will fall in love and if you're lucky enough to taste her pussy, you will forever become addicted. You will spend hours upon hours trying to please Janet April and do anything she wants to satisfy her.

I can't get enough of that Janet april

by Shiningknight60 April 26, 2022

Janet

Sweetish security guard, cute, loves spadukels, and vactimating apartments for money. Has no neck but makes up for it a nice... Personality.

"Wow look at that total Janet over there!"
"Wtf Janet, is wrong with you hello?"
"Vactimate this dick Janet."

by Daddy Wonka July 24, 2018

The Janet Paradox

When Julayne and me disclose to everyone that our Relationship was a lie. I.e. we were never a couple. We were just certifying our acting abilities in Hell.

If someone is getting too much over on Julayne's we introduce them to the Janet Paradox. Pair of Drs. Pair of Docs, Doc Martins. Air Where? Every Where.

by God, ~• The Devil June 13, 2025

janet vega

The most annoying person you will ever meet in person. Many may call her a bitch or just a very disrespectful person. You deside.

Femboy:"I think Janet vega is a bitch."
Sex slave:"I think she's disrespectful."

by Alejandrom504 April 9, 2019

Janet

Perfect being.

Have you found your Janet?

by Hashiramaisgay May 10, 2021