soccer

An alternatuve to the gay bar for picking up fellow homosexuals.

The tool box is always so crowded on fridays, lets go meet some guys at the soccer field.

by rlt June 17, 2006

soccer

oranized running

who's ready for some organized running..?

by anon. May 10, 2003

soccer

1. (USA) a fast-paced, graceful field sport played mostly by girls, boys under age 16, and homosexuals.
2. (USA) a seasonally televised sleep-aid/tranquilizer.

The movie "She's the Man" does for American soccer what "Pride of the Yankees" did for baseball.

by A. Hick September 7, 2008

Soccer

The most pussy sport on the planet known as earth. It isc really easy. Step one be a good 5 feet away from someone, drop to the ground, hold your knee and start crying. You will automatically win the game by doing those steps.

Aww bro he can't handle it he's a soccer player.

by Straight fax August 2, 2018

Soccer

A sport where the person who can shove a sock up their ass the farthest wins. The other one is when you kick other peoples balls.

"I challenge you to soccer!"

by Stufffromjosh January 2, 2020

Soccer

No such thing... it's fucking football

American cunt: Let's play soccer!
Me: Fuck off you daft twat it's called football

by Pezza December 8, 2016

Soccer

A sport where a bunch of pussies chase a ball for 1.5 Hours. They have 1.5 hours to shoot a half sized basketball into a massive goal with their feet.

Jim: “Hey you want to play Soccer?
John: “Hell no.”

by father.oogway March 26, 2022