Zoophile

That one freind that smashes your dog's brains out when hes over.

Freind: Hey man is it ok if you dog is in the bathroom with me?
You: Sur dont do any weird stuff tho.
You: *mumble hope hes not a Zoophile*

by Zoophile Hunter March 27, 2022

zoophile

retarded little subhuman pieces of shit that deserve nothing but hate.
People who are attracted to non-human organisms and have orgasms looking at them

Helen: hey guys i just had sex with my dog, i'm a zoophile!
Kevin: nigga what the fuck
Irene: you can't say that

by imsubbedtogoingnio November 2, 2025

Beat A Zoophile Month

In the entire month of April, You must beat up a zoophile and they CANNOT fight back. April 28 is National Beat A Zoophile Day. Get ready boys.

I will beat up my friend because he is a Zoophile during Beat A Zoophile Month

by Novaiafloof08 March 28, 2024

Zoophile

Revolting scum straight from the bottom ring of hell. Can't form actual relationships so decide to abuse innocent animals.

Greg: Hey Dan I think I'm a zoophile

Dan: Jump off a bridge

Greg: Ok!

by ilikecorn3423 January 24, 2024

zoophile

That one person (Adam Dall) that smashes your dog's brains out when hes over.

Adam Dall: Hey man is it ok if your dog is in the bathroom with me?
You: Sure dont do any weird stuff though.
You: *mumble hope hes not a Zoophile*

by An Smarrt pearsun December 30, 2023

zoophile

an degenerate who is attracted to fucking animals.

a large amount of zoophiles have been related with paedophilia which is concerning to say the least.

zoophile: oh yeah I GET HARD when I see animals

an normal person: what the actual fuck

by yippee? March 29, 2024