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Zeus

1)
(Verb)

To cause catastrophic problems for everyone one meets, whilst facing little to no consequences oneself.

2)
(Noun)

Greek god of the sky and, by extension, thunder. Known for consistently fucking everything up for pretty much everyone but himself.
1) Don't interact with him if you can help it, he'll Zeus everything up.

2) Zeus fucking sucks
by sewer r a t April 2, 2022
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Hay Zeus

Curling up in a fetal position and getting farted on in the face.
Don’t Hay Zeus yet. I don’t have to fart yet.
by Just to be funny November 26, 2023
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National no Zeus thunderbolt day

Not allowed to use Zeus’s thunderbolt at any circumstances to the average player experience better.
-What is the national no Zeus thunderbolt day?
-It’s the day where all Fortnite players can enjoy the new season in fairness.
by OfficialFortnite March 10, 2024
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Zeus

Zeus sounds a lot like the biblical version of God, the one designed to scare people into submission (to humans with more money than them, since gods aren't real).
Zeus sounds like a tyrant's tyrant, which is more of a human trait than any other living being.
by The Original Agahnim October 19, 2021
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ZEUS

Acronym, Zero Effort Unless Supervised. Usually reserved for a completely useless coworker.
Hey Zeus, quit holding up that wall and mop this shit up!
by Chancresaurus Rex March 27, 2023
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Zeus (the)

Sexual act whereby the instigator inserts the index finger of one hand into an electrical socket while at the same time inserting the index finger of the other hand into the anus of another individual.
Dude, I gave your mom the Zeus and now she craps lightning.
Zeus (the).
by dogbiscuit May 27, 2009
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Being Kidnapped by Zeus

What happens when you don’t eat enough fiber. Probably due to Greek food being high in fatty meats and sauces.

In Venture Brothers S4 E11 “Every Which Way but Zeus” as Billy Quiz Boy is being kidnapped by Zeus he screams for help and is told by Pete White that’s what happens when you don’t eat enough fiber.
After eating all that gyro meat I spent the rest of the evening being kidnapped by Zeus
by Dandy Dan the Candy Man October 2, 2021
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