Zeus

Zeus a wonderful human being. He doesn’t play when it comes to his family, especially his girlfriend/wife. His love is so amazing you should even be lucky to have him as your partner. His jokes are something but the more you spend time with him the more you will understand how goofy and silly he is. He’s weird but you will love that in him because you seen a side of him no one seen before, but remember do not make him mad he won’t forget what you did to him. Other then that his favorite color is green and he loves dogs, playing video games, being on call with his love the most. But Zeus is mine so..
Zeus is amazing! I love Zeus so much!
by kitten ball November 20, 2023
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Greek god of lightning. If its a woman, he rapes her.
Man that exists: Zeus, how do you have so much children?

Zeus: *Chad grin*
by A man that exists May 04, 2022
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A game mode in Arma 3, that lets a player be a gamemaster and control the battlefield in real-time as the rest of the players play their roles to complete their objectives.
Orochi was messing around during the Op, so Zeus strikes him with lightening.
by GarudOne December 08, 2020
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Noun. zoos

A quick, sudden and unexplained sharp pain or cramp in the anus or general crotch area, like being hit with a mini bolt of lightening.
"Ow! I just got Zeus-ed!"
by Malverna July 09, 2014
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