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National don't slap your boyfriends ass day

March 12th is the official day where you can NOT slap your boyfriends ass.
*girlfriend slaps ass* "Hey, you can't do that, its National don't slap your boyfriends ass day!" *knocks girlfriend out*

National Suck your boyfriends dick day 

isabela your boyfriends here 

isabela your boyfriends here111111!!!! -camilo

national suck your boyfriends dick day 

person 1: are you busy today babe
person 2: yeah im going out with a friend

person 1: aww but today is national suck your boyfriends dick day

Your boyfriends husband 

hold on a sec i'm going to dinner.
with Your boyfriends husband?

National suck your boyfriends dick day 

On this day may 29th if you have a bf suck his dick