You're about to experience something amazing! Something spectacular! Something so lit that your mind will be blown and shattered! Witness the Litness is basically when a dude thinks everything is "lit" or cool/badass and wants to show the whole world what he has. It can be a trick, a flip, something like video, something inside his pants or her pants lol Witness the Litness is an experience. Embrace it. Accept it. Cuz remember, everybody is a candle, but not everybody is lit.
"Okay Eber, you're about to witness the litness as i try to do some stupid shit. Lets hope i don't die and that it stays lit."
by FerCatchTheseHands February 12, 2017
by sandillator May 11, 2003
by =nEo= July 21, 2004
by Col/Jack/Jimmeh March 21, 2005
by kyle.biddle January 21, 2011
by T. Butler October 02, 2007
1. When an attorney asks a witness inane questions for far too long.
2. An ineffective cross examination.
2. An ineffective cross examination.
"Bro, did you see the prosecution's cross?"
"Yeah man, they were totally Bingering the witness, why didn't the defense object!"
"Yeah man, they were totally Bingering the witness, why didn't the defense object!"
by JQ11112021 November 11, 2021