A person who constantly swerves from left to right while slowly walking on the sidewalk. This behavior often results from a preoccupation with a cell phone, gaping at skyscrapers, or a general lack of awareness.
Windy City Drifters are commonly encountered in crowded areas of Chicago and block the path of walking pedestrians. They have the greatest impact on foot traffic during rush hour but are an annoyance at all times of the day.
Windy City Drifters are commonly encountered in crowded areas of Chicago and block the path of walking pedestrians. They have the greatest impact on foot traffic during rush hour but are an annoyance at all times of the day.
It took forever to walk from the train to the office today. There were windy city drifters everywhere. I felt like punchin' someone in the back of the head.
by Kenny Canstacker January 8, 2011

-"look at her tits blowing in the wind. ...and listen... they're howling!"
-"nice she has windy wolf tits."
-"nice she has windy wolf tits."
by treeofshit December 5, 2009

by Pharr February 23, 2019

Blowjob in a porta-potty
by oifredleg March 5, 2011

by Pirate Pete September 11, 2006

Another variation of the Cincinnati bowtie, where the giver flatulates in the victim's face. Only this time, the flatulation becomes a shart, and the victim receives a ferocious spray to the face, similar to a Hot Carl. However, no seran wrap is involved. If the shart comes out as hot brown lumps dribbling on the neck, the carl becomes a Windy City Steamer.
by Master Leo November 3, 2006

(n) When one has breast intercourse facing the feet, completes ejaculation, and farts in their partners face.
by Junkyard Joe November 12, 2007
