noodle whop

The act of whopping with your noodle.

Llomni was talking shit so I noodle whopped his ass!

by NoodWhop February 26, 2016

Molly whopped

Molly whopping is a San Francisco area slang term to beating someone very severely. Being “molly whopped” consists of a beating so severe.

person: *on the ground bleeding so badly*
person 2: HOLY SHIT THAT DUDE GOT MOLLY WHOPPED!

by al3ksei_lovesurban January 20, 2023

Molly Whopped

A made up word that hasn’t existed before now

Has anyone ever used the term Molly whopped?
Nope. No one ever.

by Mcraig December 08, 2022

Molly-Whopped

When you thrust your ball sack against someone's forehead with such power that it leaves an imprint or a mark

An extreme L

Don't cheat on the test or you will get molly-whopped by the teacher/ How does it feel to get molly-whopped by a 12 year old on Fortnite?

by AirSniper1736 May 11, 2020

Molly whop

To ejaculate into one's hand and then proceed to facially assault another person, with said hand.

Man1: I saw my ex yo
Man2:what yu do tho
Man1: I molly whop her ass
Man2: damn dats groddy

by Beanadrill June 30, 2015

Molly Whop

To slap your dick against someone

i molly whopped her on the face

by WavyAsf January 09, 2021

Molly whop

To smack a bitch or nigga ( depends on what u play for ) with your penis

“ I molly whopped the fuck out of ha last night “

by _xxgloxx January 10, 2020