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Who will watch the watchmen?

"Who will watch the watchmen?" is a translation of the phrase "Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?" made famous by the Roman Poet Juvenal in his satires.

Contextually it referred to the notion that male guards should not guard women against sexual assault as they themselves are capable of committing such crimes, the only solution would be to have the women guarded by eunuchs.

Generally though it is considered the embodiment of the philosophical question as to where ultimate power should reside. It can be attributed as the basis, or at least the summarization, of the United States' concept of division of political power. At any given moment a watchman is watched by two watchmen thus eliminating the possibility of corruption.

The phrase is also well known as the basis for the graphic novel, and film, Watchmen.

Synonymous phrases include:
Who will guard the guards?
Who will protect the protectors?
Who will police the police?
"Privacy is a farce, if you have done nothing wrong then you have nothing to hide. Surveillance is the only way to assure that no crime goes unpunished."

"But who will watch the watchmen? Themselves?"
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Who's deez?

I'm sorry little one...

NEVER, EVER, ask this! The other person will reply with "deez nuts!" and will end your life then and there.
Person 1: dude have you heard about deez? He's been so annoying lately.
Person 2: who's deez?
Person 1: 😈
Person 2: wh-why are you making that face? Bro?
Person 1: DEEZ NUTS!
Person 2: *explodes*
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Who Froze Jesus?

Uttered by one, Ryland Blackington of Cobra Starship on the Cobrahcam on Stickam, after seeing someone write in the chat box, " Jesus stop freezing!"
Shelf Kid: " Jesus stop freezing!"

Ryland: " Who froze Jesus?"
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Who is Joe

Dude you know good and well who the frick Joe is
Me: Hey, I was with Joe last night.
Friend: Who is Joe?
Me: JOE MAMMA!!
Friend: *slowly dies of massive annihilation*
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Who’s Joe?

NEVER ASK THIS QUESTION!!!
Anyone who asks this question will die after Obama comes to their house and burns it down with his FIRE beats. He will then proceed to take a fat L on your grave...
Big Smoke: “who’s Joe?”
Obama: “Joe Mama!”
Big Smoke: *cum and dies*
Obama: “Don’t EVER ask who Joe is!” *takes the L*
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Who gives a flying fuck?

The closest one can come to not caring, but still giving enough of a damn to give a flying fuck.
Dude1: Hey let's go fishing!

Dude2: No, I'm not norwegian...

Dude1: Who gives a flying fuck?
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a person who does not use social media

I can't find Don anywhere on social media. He must be a social media ghost (SMG) in other words he is a person who does not use social media.
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