urban dick-less

a state of such profound boredom because there are no males around to fondle/no females in the vicinity to remind a male he does in fact still have a working package. the bored person then spends the majority of the day reading urban dictionary definitions and laughing in a rocking fashion to themselves. and perhaps also scaring off their cat/cobra/rock

"I wore my pink socks yesterday to sleep and felt like a princess!"~ normal person with a social life in everyday conversation.

*hysterical laughter* ~person formerly in a state of such profound boredom...

"Ha.. what?"

"You said 'pink sock'! you know..."

"no..."

"oh... man, i clearly have been urban dick-less for too long."

by Roscoe Chanciepants October 23, 2011

Urban Dicked

When a person looks up a term on urbandictionary.com. Past tense/past participle

My friend said I just Rick rolled him; I didn't know that was a thing, so I urban dicked it

by Morgaine6 December 10, 2016

Urban dick

(Noun) Someone who abuses and vandalizes this site with crude, childish, or hateful "definitions" which are in reality nothing but insults thrown from the safety of Internet anonymity.

It's sad how urbandictionary.com is being ruined by urban dicks. I downvote them as much as i can.

by The Phantom Logophile May 21, 2019

Urban Dick

1. A person from the urban city that is fucking mean.
2. What you search when you're too lazy to type 'Urban Dictionary'.

1. "Hey Joe, did you see that rich jerk from the city?"
"I know right, what an urban dick."

2. "Go search today's date on urban dick."
"Uhh- who's dick??"

by cuteypuppy7449 October 6, 2020

Urban Dick

A person who makes up words so they can post meme articles on urbandictionary.com

Don't be such an urban dick, you waffle iron.

by Lex the Lawyer December 5, 2020

Urban Dick

When you dunno dy wordz and u gotta searchz in za urban dictionary. And also when urban is dick.

Daquan: „U dont understood it? Go and serch it, ya urban dick!“

Lincoln: „you urban dick! Searchin tjings in tha urban dic...“

by Al Daquan April 14, 2019

Urban dick

Someone who feels the need to make every urban dictionary definition sexual.

Normal person defining the word "Dog"- A dog is a cute and fluffy domesticated animal exhibiting some adorable characteristics such as licking or cuddling you as a way of manifesting affection.

An Urban Dick defining the word "Dog"- When a guy sucks another guy's dick and eats it for his fucking breakfast.

by UltimateDoge June 1, 2022