A particulary douchey way of expressing laughter.
Similar to the expressions LOL or lmao. But gives you that feeling of inner hatred like when you see xD.
Similar to the expressions LOL or lmao. But gives you that feeling of inner hatred like when you see xD.
Person 1: Life has been dragging me down a lot lately, and with my grandmother's recent suicide, its been even harder to come to terms with life.
Person 2: Ultimate gags
Person 2: Ultimate gags
by Yekaj March 14, 2019

When you hang a shit and you turn around and see that your shit has disappeared. Then you go and wipe your arse and the toilet paper is clean like you never hung a shit
Man I done the biggest shit and when I turned around it was gone. To check that I done a shit I wiped my arse and there was nothing. Wtf! Did I do a shot or not? I must of done the ultimate ghosty
by SirMixAlot II February 10, 2018

A off minue McDonald's item that consist of
1 Buttermilk chicken sandwich
inserted between the patties of
2 A Big Mac sandwich
1 Buttermilk chicken sandwich
inserted between the patties of
2 A Big Mac sandwich
by Cypher1o1 May 13, 2020

That feeling you get when you have to go to your grandparents house and they don't feed you or give you money.
Joe: "How was your grandparents house"
John: "It was the ultimate boredom, they didn't have any candy or ice cream"
John: "It was the ultimate boredom, they didn't have any candy or ice cream"
by tripdev June 7, 2014

Ultimate Price:Death of course whether or not someone who is so dedicated to get whatever he or she desires will usually be willing to pay the ultimate price which is there life.
by Invisible Stalker January 25, 2008

by JP June 27, 2004

When a dude lets a silent hot fart slip out that he thinks won't stink and it fills up half a building with shit smell.
Bob: That was embarrassing, Joe Balzano just had the ultimate burn and now the library has to be evacuated.
by Lee Budlong February 2, 2009
