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first break up

your first breakup will be the hardest to get over. it will hurt the most and will have you questioning yourself everyday. thinking “were they really the one” or “why don’t they love me”. your first breakup will drive you crazy, it will tear your heart into a million pieces. every song you hear and every object you see will some how remind you of them. you will cry. a lot. it will be tough
your first break up will have you crying in your bed for a week wearing sweatpants
by carlygnash February 6, 2018
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break-up jockey

A guy who breaks up with his girlfriend in public in a cold and cruel manner.
He's sucha' damn break-up jockey for dumping Sarah like that!
by Type2GenomeManiac June 12, 2017
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Break Up

That shit hurts real shit dawg there’s no reason to be mad or sad because remember there’s 7 billion people in the world and you will find the one for you someday because god has a plan for you so if that relationship doesn’t work out always god has a plan for you
Person 1 - im going through break up man
Person 2 - That was gods plan dawg I’m sorry
by Attempted Lover February 26, 2024
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national break up with your gf day

break up with her
yo bro it’s national break up with your gf day break up with her
by ok sis October 5, 2021
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break up band

A band whose music mainly consists of break up songs. They’re great to listen to during and just after a breakup to help move on and minimise the pain.
“Yeah, we broke up last night
“Oh I’m sorry gurl, you listening to Hey Violet?”
“Is that a band?”
“Yeah, best break up band going”
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National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day

Today you can prank your boyfriend or hubby that you wanna break up with him.
her: I wanna break up
him: what why
her: because i don’t feel it
him: dont leave
her: I know I’m never gonna do that it’s National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day
by Angels2sheisty October 10, 2023
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break-up jockey

A guy who breaks up with his girlfriend in public in a cold and cruel manner. Later he will date someone who is close to her.
He's sucha' damn break-up jockey for dumping Sarah like that!
by Type2GenomeManiac June 12, 2017
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