Australia

It doesn't exist.

Teacher: Name one thing that doesn't exist.
Student: Australia.

by Blinding light 72 October 6, 2020

Australia

A place at the bottom of the earth is is populated with many animals with special adaptations to avoid falling into the sun humans however need to use ground harnesses to avoid falling into the sun and boomerangs to defend against the animals

"have you ever been to Australia?"
"no ground harnesses are too expensive"

by Blipparoni June 2, 2018

Australia

Spiders. Fucking. Spiders

Australia has giant fucking spiders

by -Lighty- March 10, 2019

Australia

The best country in the world where everyone live in a beach house and is protected by a gang of snakes.

Australia is better than America

by Ilikekilling June 3, 2021

Australia

A Complete shithole, full of redneck-jock-ignoramus-shithead-morons who have no desire for even the most basic levels of intellegence. I know, i live here. URGH!!!

Me: Kevin Rudd And Brendan nelson Are both conservative shitheads who whitewash us with capitalist lies.

Average Australian: Politics Are for faggets, and Oz Is Da Best. Oi Oi Oi. I hate people who are different from me and my white-middle class existance.

Me: Go die you ignorant Homophobe-Racist-sexist-nationalist mega-xenophobe douche

by No More capitalist whitewashing June 29, 2008

Australia

The newest name for female genitals, or the region "down under".

"I hear her Australia looks like a lotus flower."

by Dave and Bruce June 19, 2008

australia

best country at everything, hottest chicks, good surfing, good at sports, good at making movies eg "saw"(FUCK ALL OF YOU HOLLYWOOD PRICKS)good actors (apollogies for Russel Crowe)
for the record, its AUSSIE, AUSSIE, AUSSIE.. not OZZY nor OSSY..

"woah man, did u see that movie saw?!"
"yeah man i was watching in between punching your grandma in the ovaries and rocking out to john farnem"

by yesihatearrogantamericanfucktards July 22, 2008