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The Twistie

The act of carefully inserting a twistie into you’re sexual partners anus and with your penis, pleasuring them until climax. Once reached height of pleasure, you release your twistie covered member, and proceed to feed your sexual partner the much needed cheesey delight that is smeered over your bulging tip.
Ben - “Mate, Luke and I were sitting around yesterday afternoon and he was so horny and hungry. So I decided to give him the twistie.”
Alex - “Was he full?”
Ben - “He had his fair share of biscuits and cheese.”
by Daddy191 January 12, 2018
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testie twisties

the action of grabbing ones testicular area and clenching them a slight bit too hard causing what some call a “male period” :)
Fuck you ill twist ur testicular region”
testie twisties fo lyfe twin
by glittertitssss August 23, 2025
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Twisty Yeeter

That twisty yeeter fucked up ya trailer park! It yeeted ya trailer to the next county
by The big cheese 383 March 13, 2020
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twisty

guy 1:i put my dick in a twisty last night
guy 2:I tried but i could never do it.my dick is to short
guy 1:bummer
by zandasun May 7, 2016
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Twisty triplets

It's a three way scissoring between women.
Becky went to her room and was baffled by the tree women doing the Twisty Triplets.
by 85gof3 August 3, 2022
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Twistie spritzer

Modern twist on a traditional spritzer. 1/4 old off white wine, 3/4 ice and ginger beer
A Sundays afternoon beverage to be used in replacement of traditional pimms.Twistie spritzer originates from Gordon Park Brisbane this delicious beverage provides a refreshing and sophisticated use of any old stash of white wine mixed with ginger beer.
by Mixing geniuses January 19, 2013
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Twisty Buckle

A twisty Buckle is when a woman grabs a man's entire package and twists it 180 degrees to the right during a make-out sesh under the bleachers at a County Fair while the song "she thinks my tractor's sexy" plays in the background.
Ah man, dju hear Jed scream when Suzie gave'm that dang'ol twisty Buckle again?!
by WordsHoleWisdom February 28, 2018
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