Sven Einar is the almighty god That is one and all even everything.
He watches you every day and night everytime.
When Sven Einar was a moose head on a Wall he fell off landed on a bench and fell into a jock then he rose up he was the reindeer Sven Einar
He watches you every day and night everytime.
When Sven Einar was a moose head on a Wall he fell off landed on a bench and fell into a jock then he rose up he was the reindeer Sven Einar
ALL HAIL SVEN EINAR
by Loke den store December 03, 2019
by svenpropaganda April 20, 2022
You're having a chill night out with your friends, drink some beer smoke some dope. After some time the hunger comes, it makes you consume about 2000 extra calories you didn't need that day and then you pass out on the couch.
by Kashirukite January 02, 2019
an interesting character who's livelihood rests on the "precipice of his face." A man of Scandinavian descent who refuses to carry a backpack, therefore, resorting to use a market tote. He spends many hours masquerading around the library before retiring into the fog. His favorite past-times include caressing girls' arms at the campus subway, spending the day in Starbucks reading about the Medieval ages and starring at hottie undergrads studying (all whilst distancing himself from the sideways skipper).
Girl 1: Who is that man? His look is so distinctive, I can't take my eyes off of him! What a class act!
Girl 2: He's so mysterious. He must be Sven Totes!
Girl 2: He's so mysterious. He must be Sven Totes!
by totesie August 15, 2010
by HonyB July 15, 2020
Sven vasic is a kid who gets cyber bullied in real love, it is also known, that sven has a big cock (8')
by PLENKISEMPAI March 10, 2021
by Korad November 23, 2021