Juno

Juno is a fighter. She will attack at any given moment. Never ever mess with alpha Juno. She eats toes and possibly eyes. You will never see a Juno in the wild, practically only in museums.

“Is that a Juno!?”
“It is!!”

by Kitten212121 September 7, 2022

Juno

A really cool person. Not a movie. Not a Goddess. A gender neutral name for a super cool person.
-made by someone called Juno

Person 1: Juno is super cool
Person 2: You are based

by SomeoneCalledJuno April 1, 2021

Juno

Used to refer to fitting out a TSS ship with lots of lovely interiors.

"I'm going to Juno my ship."

by P1X1LAT1X April 26, 2023

Juno

The best name in the world

My cat is called Juno and it suits her fine so lets have Juno as best name.

by anonymous June 12, 2022

Juno

Someone who got so pissed off that they shot the sun, then proceeded to shoot his wily one only friend.

Juno was mad, he knew he'd been had
So he shot at the sun with a gun
Shot at the sun with a gun
Shot at his wily one only friend...

-Ruler of Everything, Tally Hall

by UrAverageHamSammy June 4, 2024

Juno

A humanoid alien creature that lurks in discord servers, this creature stinks so much that you can smell one from hundreds of miles away. The creatures mating call is that of a “grrr” noise that they often make, be warned the Juno is extremely toxic and will annoy you.

Wow I can’t believe Juno hasn’t been banned yet

by Sayorichan April 12, 2024

Juno

Sweet loving person, usually in love with crystals and dark eyes. Any Juno is a loyal person stay with them forever you may never find another. Juno a very unique name and hard to find. Now listen, STAY with someone called juno they will be loyal and would never betray you. <3

Boy 1: Who’s Juno
Boy 2: Omg you have to meet her she is so loyal and Lovely

by Someonelxo November 23, 2021