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Claim Your Tits

When a woman puts on a push up bra and it pushes her "tits" together
Yo man look at how close her tits are in that push up bra. (Claim your tits)
by timdaddy125 May 26, 2020
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Claim Jumper

an American restaurant chain with more than 30 locations. The company is based in Houston, Texas.
Restaurateur Craig Nickoloff opened the first Claim Jumper in Los Alamitos, California, on September 27, 1977
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Victim Claiming

Claiming to be the victim when you have committed a crime.
"Your Honor, I was blinded when I allegedly raped the defendant and she scratched my eyes out. She's victim claiming!"
by Disturbandictionary February 25, 2024
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claims adjuster

Mamma mia, the police really think I'm the claims adjuster.
by luigidaisy December 10, 2024
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claim jumper

(Noun) 1. Claim Jumper - one who, even when better concentrates are available for free, will instead acquire and consume reclaim by any means necessary. (Reclaim Noun is defined as the substance that forms inside of a device used to smoke marijuana concentrates with heavy usage.)
"Bryan is such a claim jumper - This rig's joint was almost clogged but now it is damn near crystal clear and he is high as fuck."
by AndoranGambler October 3, 2017
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illegaly claiming

i think this word can best be discribed with a little story

a man i sitting at a bar, drinking beers. when suddenly two men start fighting. the man had no intention of interfering whatsover. he just didnt have the (balls) energy today. he soon realise that he is out of cash, which means that he can no longer buy the beers to drink. but then right at the corner of his eye he spots a wallet laying there, on the bar. it was owned by one of the two men fighting. the man would never steal, he knew that. so the man gets up and leaves. but as he is leaving he spots a drunk at the parking lot, uncontius. next to his truck. "i couldnt" he thought to himself and went home, but at his way home he gets into heated arguement with a stranger, claming that he was a twat. so what did the man do? he fucked his wife and illegaly claimed his mothers ashes. the end
im illegaly claiming your wallet and car
by penis townsman September 2, 2022
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claim a Johnny Bench

When something that was once at the forefront of popular culture or national consciousness has become generationally extinct.
Tammy: "Do you remember that Valley Girl song?"
Nate: "I'm going to have to claim a Johnny Bench on that one."
by Dean Houser November 11, 2008
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