Thanos

40 year old Barney with a crack rock addiction

Thanos, we need to talk, this is an intervention.

by AndiB July 10, 2020

Thanos

Barney's brother from outer space who has a cool glove and two movies

Thor: this Thanos we're talking about, is he tough
Rocket: the toughest there is
Thor: well he never fought me
Rocket: yes he did
Thor: he never fought me twice

by The grill master May 6, 2019

Thanos

When your cock is purple and can’t fit inside your girl

Guy 1: “Yo, my cock is so Thanos”
Guy 2: “Bro that sucks”

Thanos

by yourmumsduck March 6, 2020

Thanos

A purple Boi wit a shiny rock collection

Thanos has killed the same amount of things as meme review has in a snap

by GrapieBoi October 9, 2019

Thanos

The thickest titan in the universe. Has a passion for space rocks, Claims he's inevitable, looks like a purple prune.Likes to make an entrance everywhere he goes! :)

Thanos the geologist!

by Marvelfan2022 December 29, 2021

Thanos

big ass nutsack chin

fuck you thanos

by Pornmilf420 June 1, 2020

Thanos

A pruny ass grape

person 1: did you see thanos in infinity war?

person 2: yeah that bitch ass was pruny as fuck

by steve rogers July 7, 2018