Teslacle

A person who owns or drives a Tesla.

This Teslacle just cut me off.

This Teslacle thinks he owns the road.

by @thereal_billw September 21, 2021

Tesean

Dat nigga

Tesean? Yeah he’s dat nigga.

by Datniqqa November 21, 2021

teshana

A girl who can get anyone and anything she wants.

Example 1.
Girl: I want a unicorn
Mom: Ofc hunny. You’re my lil Teshana

Example 2.

Slut: I want that guy

Friend: He’s married though
Slut: *Approaches man* Hi
Married man: Yes I’ll marry you

by Baddestbitchalive #xD November 22, 2021

Tesla Punch

The punch buggy game but the participants punch each other on the arm upon first sight of a Tesla and yell out the color of the tesla

“I hate playing tesla punch with you. You always punch too hard.”

by Bus-words January 9, 2022

teslafensive

When an Tesla owner or fanatic becomes defensive over a perceived aggression or attack towards the exceptionalism of Tesla or Elon Musk.

Don’t get teslafensive because I don’t like your door handles on your Tesla Model 3.

by SnappleAbacus July 27, 2022

teslafensive

A Tesla owner or fanatic the becomes defensive when they perceive an aggression or attack against Tesla or Elon Musk’s exceptionalism.

Don’t get all teslafensive because I think your Tesla Model 3 door handles are awkward.

by SnappleAbacus July 27, 2022

Teslahole

Assholish behavior due to ownership or operation of a Tesla vehicle. This includes being an idiot while autopiloting, a constant smugness due to their perceived intelligence and morales, and driving way too fast through traffic.

"Thanks for cutting me off Teslahole; why don't you autopilot into a tree?"

by B-radicalman July 21, 2022