landon-typical boy

yea they are hot as shit, but they are assholes too. they use girls like its their job but the girls dont seem to do anything about it. they just fall on their knees and give them head whenever they want it. landon guys are such players and all they know how to do is get boned and play lacrosse. the only problem with them getting head is that they have small dicks. they convince themselves that they have big cocks which is why at sleep overs they compare their dick sizes...hhmmmm

Landon Guy: My penis is fucking huge...let me just whip it out
Random Girl: EWWW!! that thing is tiny...is it a chode??!

by we know your little secrets boys January 3, 2005

typical mustang driver

Someone who tried to show off and fails and hits a crowd, wall, or another car. Or just runs off the road into a ditch

Did you see that GT500 Mustang hit that white Ram leaving the meet?

Yeah man, typical mustang driver.

by 08stanggang August 9, 2017

typical blonde

A girl with blonde hair that is exxxxttttrrrreeeemmmmeeelyyyy easy asf.

She has no confidence and a high sex drive and wants and needs a guy to overpower her (pimp)

Most of these girls go by the name of Ashley

Man she's such a #vlut. She's a typical blonde.

by Typical blonde March 30, 2017

typical pickle

A typical pickle is a another name for a homosexual or a gay man.

Ray over there is such a typical pickle the way he matched his entire wardrobe.

by Keyvaughn August 14, 2010

Typical heartbreaker

An ex-lover that you get back with but you know they'll break your heart over and over again..their quality is breaking you..

That dude is such a typical heartbreaker.

by Lovetester September 17, 2016

Typical Lunch Eater

describes a person who is not known for anything good and is just there, taking up space.

Megan is a typical lunch eater.

by Lipz April 17, 2005

Typical Tim

A person who is unable to enjoy themselves because they are too busy worrying about every possible consequence. Also, Typical Tims enjoy making up excuses for why they are not around to hang out.

Situation 1:
"Hey bro wanna hang?"
"Nah sorry I have to go to the mall today since my relatives are in town. Plus, I've got a doctor's appointment. It's a real shame cuz I totally wanted to hang out today."
"Yeah okay Typical Tim"
Situation 2:
"EVERYONE HIDE THE COPS JUST SHOWED UP! oh wait thats just the TV's reflection on the window..."
"God damn it stop being such a Typical Tim"

by ohyesverynice May 9, 2014