Spidercop the BOY sent by cyberlife

The ultimate hero sent to earth by future Jacksepticeyeto protect all memes

Random dude: Look its... wtf is that

Any jacksepticeye fan: its... spidercop the BOY sent by cyberlife?

by Spidercop the BOY sent by cybe March 20, 2019

the pink spiders

The bane of the Nashville rock scene, seeing as they've now sold out and given control of their nuts to MTV. Best known for their habit of dressing in only pink and black for shows, which will now easily appeal to every 13-year old fat punk-rock poser girl across the nation. Matt Friction has now stolen their hearts. Many in Nashville might still consider going to a show, but then they are quickly reminded by their friends how many pre-pubescents will be there, and they realize that the Pink fucking Spiders now suck.

loser: "hey, wanna go to the pink spiders show tonight? it might be fun..."
guy: "yea, if you consider hearing teenage girls claim they want to fuck a guy that dyes his hair more than they do..."

by woogie May 30, 2006

the real spiderman

First created in the late spring of '06, the real spiderman was coined during one of Palmer's double labs. The real spiderman is known for being the most depraved sex act created by a Cinn-City-Citizen.
The real spiderman involves slitting a girl's wrist, inserting your penis for satisfaction, and ejaculating to simulate blood clotting (and so the biddy doesn't die).

Dan: Hey man, have you ever heard of the spiderman?
Matt: Nah, what is it?
Dan: It's when you jizz on your hand and throw it at a chick.
Matt: Nah, bro. The real spiderman is when you jizz in a girl's wrist.
Dan: Dude, that' messed up.

by Milton Street '08 October 3, 2007

the pink spiders

The worst band ever.
Ugly posers listen to them.

omfg did you see that fucking lame band at warped?

oo you mean the pink spiders.

by Katherine asdf July 19, 2006

spiderman built the pyramids

The truth.

Spiderman built the pyramids.

by faithfulchristian69 June 9, 2018

spiderman of the caribbean

when a man and a woman are having sex and then the man pulls out and ejaculates into his hand. then he makes the spiderman hand and flings his cum into the face of the woman. next he kicks her in the shin and wile she holds her face, she now hobbles around on her one leg and sounds like a pirate.

Last nite me and alice played a hot game of spiderman of the caribbean. She sure is mad.

by joe2524 April 20, 2008

Spicer up the Truth

Telling blatant lies to people even though you know you will be instantly busted.

Did you hear Sean said "This was the largest audience to ever witness an inauguration, period!"?
Man he really likes to Spicer up the Truth

by good trumps evil January 22, 2017