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The Dirty Yoda

A sexual act where you take a shit load of Ketamine, Start masturbating and right before you cum spin like a fucking Beyblade making the lego yoda death sound shooting your load in a 360° direction.
It was his cause of death was from performing an act called 'The Dirty yoda'
by Yodas2001hondacivicclub April 10, 2021
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the dirty kidnapper

While having intercourse in the doggy position. When your about to blow it, you grab a dirty sock, pull out, put your homemade chloroform on the sock, then grab her by the hair and hold the sock against her mouth and nose. If your looking for a ransom then video tape it and threaten to show it to her rich daddy.
Last night I did the dirty kidnapper to a chick and threatened her with the video. Looks like Ill be getting laid a lil more often.
by PinkPanther32 August 14, 2011
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The Dirty Dutchman

When you stand on a ledge and hold your partner over the ledge(the plank) by their ankles and fuck them in their ass while wearing a pirate hat. When you are pleased you drop them off the ledge(making them walk the plank).
Yo i just gave Laqueesha The Dirty Dutchman.

Man i just Dirty Dutched the shit outta that girl!
by Mjack420 October 14, 2014
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The Dirty Den

The "Dirty Den" is a town in Connecticut known as Meriden. Theres the Inner City, and the Suburbs. The inner city is run down, and dirty looking. Theres a lot of businesses that moved or went bankrupt, and now their just old, deteriorating buildings. We're most famous for our mall and our hospital. We're drug infested.
The inner city kids are mostly mixed races. Most inner city kids are dirty. (as in they aren't preppy, their ghetto. Their in gangs and everything like that) Then theres the dirty white kids that are usually into every drug they can get their hands on, some are into skating at the park, and some like going to local band's shows. Theirs the usual preppy white kids too, into shopping and football and beer-pong.
The kids like having parties in cemeteries and the woods. We call loud, drug filled parties "bangers" instead of raves.

Theres a lot of trashy adults too. We have some famous homeless people. "Stretch" is the most famous. He stretches every 3-4 steps that he takes. Theres Army-Joe, he has flashbacks of Vietnam.

The kids get Zooted (High on weed) Twisted, (smoking and drinking) Toasted (high on heroin or pills) Zung/Zonked/Yipped/Zipped (high on crack/coke) and Cocked (drunk) We yerk pills. We toke bud. We love cheap vodka, and natty ice.

We have a good amount of police officers. (aka "Pigs" or "The 5-0") Most of them are assholes. You'll hear kids yell "SQUALLAY!" if the "5-0" comes around.

Theres always a package store within one block of where your standing in the city.

We're a poor town in Connecticut. We hate them rich Milford or Cheshire kids.. They do too much coke. We mesh with the Wallingford kids, but they're kind of full of themselves, and different looking.
Everyone in this town gets a long, everyone in this town has one thing in common, we love partying. You chill at the mall every Friday from 6-9th grade.

Kids from the dirty den WILL KICK ASS whether they be preppy, white trash, or ghetto, so don't offend them.
Wallingford Kid: Yeah I just went down to the dirty den to score a sack of trees by the mills and the pigs tried busting me.

Cheshire kid: I went down to that "dirty den" to pick up a sack of coke, it was sub par at best. Get this, they tried selling me crack first! The guy was wearing a t-shirt in broad daylight, NO collar, it didn't even say Hollister! Pahaha! Lets go do some yager bombs and snowboard all day.

Inner city kid: Dis white boy was walkin down the street negga, I watched diz negga break inta every car he walk by. White boys is crazy in dis town negga, they jus don' care negga.

"I just got jumped in the dirty den"
"I just got back from a banger in the dirty den"
by CHALK1110 October 15, 2008
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the dirty jake

when ur banging a chick in the ass, and her asshole is so dirty it makes you vommit on her back. you then pull out and bust a nut! in the vommit and she smears it all over her body.
christian gave rits mom the dirty jake last night! she loved it, and he cleaned up after.
by rit roy February 19, 2005
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The Dirty Mop

It is where u drag sweaty balls across someones face.
I ran a mile then gave my girl friend The Dirty Mop.
by n a f t a June 4, 2009
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the dirty h

The dirty h is a nickname for the city of Haverhill, MA. It's an ok city with some ghetto neighborhoods in northeast Massachusetts.
A: where you from?
B: the dirty h nigga
A: yall ghetto af
B: rather live in haverhill than methtown or lawrence
A: tru
by YungHill January 24, 2017
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