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The Jerry Springer

When you hide in a bush while masterbating. When someone walks by you spring out of the bush yelling jerry repeatedly while ejaculating on or near them.
Friend 1- Hey man i pulled The Jerry Springer on Sarah the other day. It went all over her new Sketchers.
by BingoBongo1994 November 18, 2017
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Jerry Springered

To cause your family members to become like the guests on the Jerry Springer show. To cause family members to become unwilling guests in your own version of the Jerry Springer show.
While fucking my girlfriend in the dark, I made her smell and suck some dirty creamed skid-marked panties I had stolen from her daughter's laundry hamper. Afterwords, I told her what I had done and she said "man that is hot!". I Jerry Springered that whore!
by Panty Thief November 3, 2008
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jerry springer

an adjective used to describe a crazy confrontational jealous female
when I bailed on happy hour last week and she saw me tagged on Facebook with another woman, she went all jerry springer on my ass...
by doc SM March 3, 2014
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Scringe

Scringe or scringey usually refers to a gamer who complains about connection problems or gameplay issues when there is nothing wrong. Games that scringey people usually play are FIFA, Football Strike and Fortnite. These people are usually very uncultured and have very outrageous opinions such as thinking Hitler was not racist and hating Muslims.
“Your friend was very scringey”
Guy: “Yeah I know I think he’s homeless
by Lil Bits May 15, 2019
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syringered

Being bitten by a spider.
That spider just syringered my arm.
by JC August 19, 2004
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Jerry Springer mindset

Derived from typical topics on the Jerry Springer Show. It is the frame of mind or typical thought pattern that someone has when they believe the normal course of life's interactions should resemble the unrealistic, overly dramatic, and emotionally immature actions that are seen on the Jerry Springer Show.
I'm not sleeping with the neighbor, not planning to run away with my married ex, and no my babies daddy's aren't the husbands of my best friends - so you need to turn off that Jerry Springer mindset of yours!
by normal is nice April 8, 2011
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stringer

A long, thin, rapidly discharged turd.
Karson dropped a stringer in the toilet.
by Noam May 21, 2004
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