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Sweden

You live in Sweden? You're lying! You're not even Pewdiepie!
by Blosse12 July 16, 2022
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Sweden

Ahhh, Sweden

Positive

A country worth visting if you're a tourist, ok A TOURIST

Negative

Everyone is passive agressive, one of the most racist countries ever, Eveyone either suports Hitler, LGBTQ, communism, The aryan masterrace, Or let's all kinds of hoodlums roam the country then complain why hoodlums roam the country.

Please vote for SD so i can't get deported fuck this country's people exept it's landscape
Fellow cowboy: Well Howdy Jim'
Jim: Hey!
Fellow cowboy: imma move to sweden
Jim: Bro that's fucking great!

COUPLE OF YEARS LATER

Fellow cowboy on skype with Jim*

Jim: So how's sweden
Fellow cowboy : Hej, ut ur min land jävla invandrare, jag ska låta alla kriminella gå i mitt land medans jag skickar ut dom utbildade och normala för dom kommer från ett land jag inte gillar
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Sweden

A country that hasn't locked anything down yet, and still has a lower death rate that some countries that have, even after a year.
What's the point in Sweden locking down now, a year into the pandemic, when their death rate has been consistently lower than some countries that have locked down? No wonder the Swedes are neutral, even if they didn't fuck up at something, they're still going to make their policy what everyone else's policy is because they are outnumbered, rather than show people from other countries that not all countries have to do things the same way, since that would require conflict.
by Solid Mantis February 25, 2021
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Sweden the pot

What you say to a gal with small boobs who offers to let you "squeeze theeze" in exchange for a favor dat she's asking of you; your meaning is dat you wish her to fetch a more-amply-endowed female like da women in Northern-European regions, so dat you can sample HER "merchandise" instead, better satisfying your softness-thirsting hands and thus making you feel more willing to accommodate da "original" chick's request.
Directing a flat-bosomed gal to "Sweden the pot" in response to her "You may feel me up as reimbursement for your assisting me" proposal may indeed gain you more pleasure immediately and "up-front" (pun not intended, but it certainly works here, since a fuller-chested lady possesses more kneadable deliciousness "up front"), but it will likely make da less-buxom chick feel insulted and inadequate, and therefore less likely to want to continue associating with you in a friendly way --- she will resentfully/disgustedly feel as if all you care about is da volume and firmness of a female's ta-tas, rather than da size of her heart.
by QuacksO January 6, 2023
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A night in Sweden

A night in Sweden is when you and 2 other straight dudes cuddle up to each other in a bed that is too small. DICK TO ASS.
Remember when we had a night in Sweden? That was crazy fr fr.
by BigDickWalrus6969 August 29, 2022
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Sweden

A fuck ton of depressed, freezing, musical people with a coffee addiction. Also the country looks like a big ol schlong.
I’m going to Sweden to feel worse. Wanna come?
by holger örn February 2, 2021
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