strumpture

The ability to tell when someone is into you.

1: Andre has no strumpture, he can't even tell that girl is totally into him!

2: I had no idea that Amara was into me, I must have no strumpture.

3: That girl is so strumptured, that boy just winked at her and she thinks he hates her!

by The whistle blower March 17, 2024

Strumps

Is when lumps form due to stress or laughter. Often times found on the back of the head or neck. These go away within 10 to 15 mins.

Wow today was so stressfull, that I got strumps on the back of my head.!
Quit making me laugh, I'm getting strumps again.

by Squeakysunflower 25 December 31, 2024

Trumpets of Jericho

A sexual act when a person is eating their partners ass, then the partner will hover their asshole just in front of the person preforming the act. This person will then open their mouth so their partner can fart into the open cavity creating a slight echo reverberating back out of their mouth.

I was eating this girls ass and she told me to open my mouth because she was gonna give me the Trumpets of Jericho, Ive never had someone do that, im in love

by NCDeadpool79 April 14, 2025