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pull straws

When two men stand face to face diсks out rock hard. Man with the shortest penis loses the battle.
Ok boys, drop your pants and pull straws. Shortest is the loser and has to hold the camera.
by ADANKFART January 14, 2020
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Lemonade Straw

The act of urinating in your lover's mouth while she (or he, if you're into that stuff) is giving you a blow job.
This judy was giving me a blow job and I really had to pee, so she got the privilege of receiving the lemonade straw.
by Pierre Boudreaux December 1, 2017
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straw`liment

Straw-li-ment (a strawl`le ment)n.

A hand rolled cigarette, that consists of strawberry rolling papers and Parliament lights tobacco.
First, you must remove the tobacco from the Parliament, and then gently place the tobacco in the center of the paper. Once rolled, you enjoy the offerings of a straw`liment (a strawberry parliment)!
by ELC, AMC, KDB August 17, 2009
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sugar straw

Rolled-up dollar bill with telltale white coke residue.
Nearly every 20-dollar bill in Las Vegas has cocaine residue on it. This is because they have been used to pay for coke and/or rolled into a sugar straw.
by Mick McKormick January 26, 2007
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Pink Straw

You begin by pink socking a woman. You then proceed to kill her (in a discrete way, getting caught for homicide really sucks). You wait two weeks after the woman is buried and dig her up. You seal off her vagina by means of a cork or some other makeshift sealant, and proceed to mung her, drinking/eating through the pink sock. This serves as a more efficient process of munging.
Speaker #1:
"Oh man, i cant believe anna let john pink sock her."
Speaker #2:
"Yea dude, did you hear she died a couple days ago?"
Speaker #1:
"Oh SHIT! hes probably going to mung her then!"
Speaker #2:
"Man oh man, he is in the perfect position to pink straw that bitch!"
by clitnugget69 January 18, 2010
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Party Straw

The Straw used in the act of Felching/Shrimping.
"Hey Joe, come take a hit out of this 6 foot Party Straw!"

"Let's All Go Balls Deep With A Party Straw!"
by agr33n3rfilm February 22, 2005
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the straw king

A highly trained, bilingual secret agent man made entirely of straw. Trained extensively in the field of extreme weather survival, covert operation, explosive weapon disarmament, long range sharpshooting, jungle survival, high speed precision driving, and witty comeback responses. The only way to appease this killing machine is to pay your respects to him by kissing him on the cheek. If due respect is not paid in full, upon time of arrival, you may find him at the foot of your bed at night...waiting to drag your soul to the underworld. Yeah, he specializes in that too.
Broccoli Rob must repay his respect to the straw king soon, or risk being flayed.
by ellsworthtoohey August 7, 2011
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