bloody stomach

With a bottle (fifth) of vodka, break a hole in the bottom, as to shotgun the entire bottle. However, make sure that substantial amounts of glass particles end up interspersed in the liquid. Now, remove the cap, and down entire bottle. Next, go to the emergency room.

Definition 1 (noun):
Dude 1: Shit dude, I just did a bloody stomach.
Dude 2: Shit man, that is some fucked up shit.
Dude 1: Shit dude, maybe I should consult a medical professional immediately.

Definition 2 (verb):
Dude 1: Shit dude, I just bloody-stomached a whole bottle of vodka.

by William OReilly April 01, 2010

stomach acid

Produced when one is forced to listen to an office full of people sucking their own dicks.

My stomach acid was really churning when I had to listen to the asswiped in shitty's office.

by Ammered April 11, 2005

Stomach Art

A dried area of vomit on the sidewalk that can sometimes take on interesting shapes and forms. Sometimes includes corn, olives, or whatever was for dinner.

Hey, watch out for that "stomach art". You almost stepped in it.

by Fillmore Phil November 26, 2008

stomach crunchies

When a male blows his load on a females stomach and it dries.

Guy 1: My girlfriend let the cum dry on her stomach and it made a crunchy noise when she sat up.
Guy 2: My mom likes to call it stomach crunchies.

by forumssuck May 09, 2008

Stomach Twerk

(v) To be fat enough to jiggle your stomach on someone
noun - Stomach Twerkation(s)
adjective - Stomach Twerkable
adverb - Stomach Twerkily

Joseph got bitch-slapped by his girlfriend because he stomach twerked her booty. The 2 are now single.

by ZeOtaku September 29, 2014

Stomach Autism

When your diet entirely consists of just cheerio's and Frozen 2 mac and cheese, except you don't put the cheese in so it's just Frozen 2 mac. Paw Patrol mac is also fine.

damn bro thats some real stomach autism you got there

by PolarTem January 10, 2022

Stoner Stomach

The grouping of fat around a pot smoker's stomach that results from long periods of smoking marijuana and subsequently eating munchies on a daily basis.

"Dude, did you see that hippie's stoner stomach? I guess that's what you get from eating too many Doritos."

by phillb@KU May 06, 2010