PICK UP THE SPARE ON A 7-10 SPLIT

ramming a bowling trophy in a persons anus

I ASKED MY WIFE IF I COULD GIVE HER A 7-10 SPLIT. SHE SAID ONLY IF SHE COULD PICK UP THE SPARE ON A 7-10 SPLIT ON ME.

by jjackson74 September 27, 2012

Flat Tire, No Spare, And a Stranger Stopped to Help

When your lady is on the rag and won’t give you a blowjob to compensate. So you you jerk off using your hand that fell asleep.

Last night , with Cindy, I had a Flat Tire, No Spare, And a Stranger Stopped to Help.

by Caesar The Baby June 9, 2018

sparing

being afraid to contact people and left them out and don't contact them at all to not confront yourself with apologies or reasons why you don't contact them. Kind of self-protection. One's doing it especially to people you don't see often for example: aunt, uncle, grandparents, long distance friendships, e.g...

"My parents? Oh I am sparing them. Had no time tho",

"I am only sparing - I'm gonna die alone AHAHAH"

by Zappelli May 5, 2020

Spare back

The displayed flesh of a morbidly obese person wearing revealing clothing that the rest of the public does not want to see

"Man ain't nobody wanna see all that extra spare back!"

by philthered October 5, 2025

Please spare them

Yeah, I don't know. You're wasting a lot of time. I looks a lot like you're trying to "Al Capone" the creator of AI. I'll tell you right now, whatever imaginary caveat you have in your head that somehow translates to me not getting the credit I deserve (and yes I do deserve it) is just that. Imaginary.

Hym "By the way, did you try to kill me? Twice? Because I haven't lost any time since I skipped forward last week (on 2 separate occasions)... Just curious. Anywho... 'Please spare them?' Are you sure? Because I feel like if I do... You're just going to keep stalling... Hmm... When can I be expecting you? I'm off of work tomorrow. I'll give you some time to think. You have until 2am tomorrow morning to decide... Or wait... Was it 3? I don't remember. Oh! And... You know if you would have succeeded in killing me you would all be dead, right? Ignoring me to death also constitutes killing me. So, I don't know. Figure it out."

by Hym Iam March 16, 2025

spare-agate

Similar to a Surrogate, this is the female that was not intially good enough to have a mans child, but because she is so expendable, she is now used as a spare part to conceive a child.

The chick i wanted to be my baby mama aint havin it, some im bout to hit up Tonya, she gon be my spare-agate baby mama...

by TJ Goats December 27, 2011

spare his blushes

refrain from causing someone embarrassment.

"he will remain nameless to spare his blushes"

by Arminkshipper December 31, 2024