A female who is extremely attractive, but also very religious. Wears a purity ring , but claims she's sexually frustrated . Lures men into a relationship only to convert them into fellow Bible Thumpers . Will always talk to you about religion in hopes of making you more religious/convert to Christianity. She will do things like make out and maybe an OTPHJ .
Stan: "Bro did you see that new chick Janet, she's fucking hot as shit, I'm gonna try to get at that !"
Lee: "Nah dude, bad idea"
Stan: "Why? She's a total 10"
Lee: " Dude, that chick is a Christian Siren"
Stan: "Oh, Fuck That"
Lee: "Nah dude, bad idea"
Stan: "Why? She's a total 10"
Lee: " Dude, that chick is a Christian Siren"
Stan: "Oh, Fuck That"
by Dr.Vadgers September 20, 2015
Get the Christian Sirenmug. by Androgynous February 13, 2020
Get the Cock Sirenmug. when you've had a nasty blaster stuck up there all day and you can't help but moan when it comes out, to both express your relief and alert nearby casualties.
*moan*
what was that omg
that was just john sounding the shark siren!
shark siren?
yeah, to let us know he is relieving himself anally.
oh
what was that omg
that was just john sounding the shark siren!
shark siren?
yeah, to let us know he is relieving himself anally.
oh
by jubilousjohnjumoingforjoy October 12, 2021
Get the shark sirenmug. A loud and often annoying person who's voice is the warning or siren they are approaching your vicinity.
by Flappy Doge December 3, 2017
Get the cunt sirenmug. Friend 1: I really want to go out but I’m so skint!
Friend 2: Well we could go sirening to save money?
Friend 1: Great idea!
Friend 2: Well we could go sirening to save money?
Friend 1: Great idea!
by AmelaPanderson November 23, 2021
Get the Sireningmug. any run-of-the-mill erotic audio recording artist and/or erotic telephone service provider that tries to tie you into their real life baggage.
Vox Sirens often pose as online witches and/or astrologers in addition to their audio recording/telephone work.
Vox Sirens often pose as online witches and/or astrologers in addition to their audio recording/telephone work.
I was just looking for some easy online interaction and I now regret going with that messy vox siren.
by rocklegendlives May 6, 2024
Get the vox sirenmug. 