by gownoptaka July 6, 2023

Ed Sheeran is a brand of cereal that tastes like stinky rat guts. It’s so overpriced considering it tastes like absolute dirt. It has printed pictures of a creepy man with orange hair on each cereal piece.
Kid: Mom can I get the new Ed Sheeran cereal?? they say it’s really good!
Mom: Umm.. I guess
Kid:EW THIS IS THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER TASTED!! THIS TASTES LIKE DIRT
Mom: Umm.. I guess
Kid:EW THIS IS THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER TASTED!! THIS TASTES LIKE DIRT
by egf.koi September 4, 2021

A generic singer who makes bland, overplayed songs designed for the lowest denominator music listeners. Aka, normies. Also, somehow thinks he's a master guitarist.
Alex: What's your favorite song?
Sophia: Bad Habits - Ed Sheeran.
Alex: Ew that song sucks, listen to good music like Justin Timberlake and Bruno Mars. Normie!
Sophia: Bad Habits - Ed Sheeran.
Alex: Ew that song sucks, listen to good music like Justin Timberlake and Bruno Mars. Normie!
by Raspberry Necessary 35 April 3, 2022

being scared of ed sheeran, you see Ed in everyone who has red hair, usually is manifested with #edsheeean.
ed sheeran phobia:
you see a person with red hair
your friend: look a ginger head
you: *scream* #scary #afraid #edsheeran
you see a person with red hair
your friend: look a ginger head
you: *scream* #scary #afraid #edsheeran
by eggsheeran August 28, 2021

Probably the kindest person to exist. He makes amazing music with deep melodies and lyrics that hit differently. Do you want emotion? Go listen to Ed Sheeran.
Ed Sheeran is super awesome.
by HOPP3R June 17, 2022
