A person who smokes mary jane for relaxation. They don't brag about it, nor do it every day. They also do not let mary take over their life. Often, you can't tell whether a average person is a stoner or not.
by Bob_the_builder March 17, 2006
A stoner is a delicacy believed to have been first prepared in take-away outlets in Glasgow, Scotland.
It consists of a donner kebab prepared using a cheese and tomato pizza instead of pitta/nan bread. It is folded in half, dipped in batter, and then deep fried.
It consists of a donner kebab prepared using a cheese and tomato pizza instead of pitta/nan bread. It is folded in half, dipped in batter, and then deep fried.
by GSP2 March 06, 2008
by Rickchick April 25, 2004
Name of a prolific inventor of military weaponry, Eugene Stoner. Most significantly, Stoner developed the AR-15 rifle while working at ArmaLite. ArmaLite, being an engineering and R&D facility, sold the design and manufacturing rights to Colt Firearms. Colt marketed the AR-15 to the U.S. military, which adopted it and reclassified it as the M-16 and its sub-variants. The Stoner-designed AR-15 platform has been the longest serving U.S. military rifle of all time and is a battle-proven design.
by legbatom June 17, 2006
The stoner is usually hungry and cunfused, giggling is its natural mating call. If u walk towards it and say a random word it will be entertained for hours. The stoner is also high all the time and talking about weed, if u see a stoner walk up to it and scream YOU NEED JESUS.
by Words asf bru April 08, 2017
The stupid fuck about me doesnt know what hes talking about. I dont have anything against straight edge, but I do hate the lil self-important ass clowns who put others down because they dont do what they do.
Now, stoners are generally cool guys. the like to smoke weed and just cool out to some good music. They dont force weed on others, but are more than willing to share if someone wants so too. They are usually looked down upon by the rich, religous, and all-around ass clowns. Dont buy into the the negitive hype, stoners are cool guys.
Now, stoners are generally cool guys. the like to smoke weed and just cool out to some good music. They dont force weed on others, but are more than willing to share if someone wants so too. They are usually looked down upon by the rich, religous, and all-around ass clowns. Dont buy into the the negitive hype, stoners are cool guys.
Straight Edger: ZOMG!! You a stoner!! Your nothing but a worthless piece of shit who is killing our society, for no other reason than my mommy told me that pot was the devil planet!!
by W.R.C. Murphy July 12, 2008
What the fuck are you thinking man? Where's The Stoner? I just smoked a whole goddamn bowl, I better get my fucking stoner!
by ewvwtfrb3wtrgvbewrtgw October 28, 2010