James River

The James river is a barrier which separates the freedom loving northern USA north of its currents from the cockfederate barbarians. It has a history of being the barrier between the civilized north and the southern, confederate barbarians. Many bridges which connected the two nations were destroyed in the burning of Richmond, but to this day it is a reminder of the limits of civilization and the civilized world.

South of the James River is the land of darkness and evil known as the deep south, there is evil there waiting for a time of weakness and degeneracy when mankind turns its back on the memory of Sherman and Lincoln. When that time appears to have arrived confederate barbarian will storm the river in there hatred hoping to end freedom, civilization, and AMERICA.

by TheS May 9, 2022

Rivers Cuomo

he's a walking oxymoron.
shy rock star
cool nerd
definitly easy on the eyes (but im not gonna over play that because hes so embarassed of being famous and i assume also of having so many 14 year olds who say hes so hot)

he really shouldnt even be defined. he'd hate this.

by ~shmoe November 24, 2003

rivers cuomo

Not a rock star, a Rock God.

I wish I was Rivers Cuomo.

by MasterPrime June 13, 2004

Rivers Cuomo

-the lead singer of the band that ended the grundge explosion.
-the coolest nerdy guy in the music industry.
-hes hot.

he's in a band... but still makes time out of his day to play dugeons and dragons (how hot is that??)

by Jess September 13, 2003

nansemond river

Located in the 757, this is the only place where it is cool to wear crocs. If you don't have crocs then you are irrelevant here.

"Those nansemond river kids sure are weird."

by >>><<<¡¡¡¡¡¡ April 22, 2016

snowy rivered it

This phenomena occurs when one goes over the edge of something and does so with a flagarant disregard for their safety. Similar to Joe riding the horse off the cliff in the film The Man From Snowy River.

Person 1:"Whoa did you see Joel Huck off that jump?"
Person 2; "Yeah he totally snowy rivered it!"

by 026er January 1, 2014

River Lover

Someone who enjoys the company of a river, stream, or any moving water.

Did you see ian stareing at that stream yesterday?
Yeah, hes a river lover.

by Dale Langerble June 13, 2012