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Delayed Reaction

When you make a kissing sound and motion approximately 15 seconds after your boyfriend has left the vicinity of your face after kissing you. He will then spend 5 minutes generating a substantial amount of laughter from you by 1. Acting very homosexual-attitude about the situation and 2. Showing you how crazy it makes you look.
When kissing my girlfriend last night she sat there without returning the kiss. She did not even respond. I pulled away and after about 15 seconds of just looking at her she made the sound of a kiss and a slight purse of her lips. Apparently there was an invisible man between us or she is just crazy. That is when I said "That was a Delayed Reaction"!
by BigGreeneGuy October 5, 2009
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Elimination Reaction

A reaction in which a substituent group or element attached via sigma bond to a hydrocarbon, commonly an alkane, is eliminated to form a pi bond to a carbon adjacent to the carbon the substituent group or element was originally lost from.
Yo, I was makin out with this girl Aisha at a party earlier but Larry, this dude who was one of her friends, wouldn't fuckin leave the room. Some cops came and larry tried to bolt cuz he was holdin. Larry got arrested and left with the cops and I fucked the shit out of Aisha. It was like sweet cherry "pi" up in that shit! Now thats a fuckin elimination reaction.
by the street chemist February 8, 2010
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action my reaction

*high school boy hi-jinks*!! -placing of a carbonated beverage (with opening covered by thumb) on nether region, then bucking hips to shake it up. -at moment of choice, release effluent; simulating male ejaculation. -shout action! my reaction!! -this is a guaranteed way to impress females!!
john did an action my reaction in the middle of some sorority girls, while bill pulled out his 'unit' and put his glasses on it, simulating a nose!
by michael foolsley December 19, 2009
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shiny object reaction

getting distracted by something awesome or flamboyant, especially during an important conversation or event.
Girl: I really appreciate you being here for me... It means a lot that you...
Guy: LOOK! Free Pizza Day is next month!
Girl:... Just had a shiny object reaction.
by Cross51 July 25, 2010
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Dead fetus reaction

by inbred downy February 14, 2018
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The Name is pretty descriptive already lol
OH NO!

There was a Extremely Radioactive GIovinaryputlocinary reaction after the Moltozypollio part of the gigaboltimatio began to melt down, therefore creating a sub-trioacular mulitiloafwaxernalitiousing change that happened in the lab yesterday! Thanks goodness the Plyoxinatiator was there to cool it down
by Infrared1011 November 10, 2021
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reaction

œ‘‹›ˆü—´Œ?'s most famous gayass.
Why do you want to learn œ‘‹›ˆü—´Œ?? reaction!
by Zen-Aku August 28, 2003
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