Quarantine Hotpot

The act of eating so many Hot Cheetos in the depression of isolation, that when you release your bowels the toilet becomes a spicy red, much like a hotpot.

Dude, is anyone hungry? Cause i'm about to make a quarantine hotpot

Quarantine Hotpot by OGDankzi September 13, 2020

Quarantine Crush 

A completely unreciprocated, obsessive crush developed because of too much time on your hands. You have gone on several dates in your mind. In fact, you may have forgotten that you aren't actually dating this person in real life.

My quarantine crush and I have gone on so many dates in my mind, but he doesn't even know that I'm alive!

Quarantine Crush by J Queef September 30, 2020

Quarantine Qualm 

When things start to bother you for no apparent reason from being inside for too long.

"Idk man, I just was staring at the dishwasher the other day, and the black bar that went across it just got me"
"Dude that must be a quarantine qualm"

Quarantine Qualm by kingkombucha November 19, 2020

Quarantine boo 

A person who you have sexual intercourse with during quarantine.

Homie: U wanna hop on the game?
Me: Nah man, my quarantine boo is coming over to get her back blown out.

Quarantine boo by Sziszo December 26, 2020

Quarantine Fifteen 

A fat rugby team after a lockdown

The Quarantine Fifteen is taking the field

Quarantine Fifteen by iscritto June 11, 2021

quarantine bod

(quarantine bod); sudden weight gain from overeating because of being quarantined

I'm only home for two weeks and I'm already developing a quarantine bod.

quarantine bod by tomco March 18, 2020

Quarantine Area 

A danger zone (not the kenny loggins type) which causes any entrants hygiene to deteriorate rapidly and then contract various STDs. Condition worsens exponentially depending on a few things:
A) How long said person is in said zone.
B) If said person is naked while in said zone.
C) If a person touches anything while in said zone.

Interestingly enough, if a person is a permanent resident of the quarantine area they develop an immunity to the various ailments which can afflict mere mortals.

Holy guacamole Marlynn, Whit and James' room is a Quarantine Area! You had better get out of their quickly while your teeth are still white and your blood stream still pure!

Quarantine Area by Soda Pop December 25, 2008